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The SquirtPad® is a waterproof and machine washable mattress pad created with a unique top layer that’s made to get wet.
The SquirtPad is super absorbent and quick-drying. It also has a cooling effect on the skin by wicking moisture (squirt and otherwise) through to its second layer, which absorbs 10x its weight in under 2 seconds.
Founded by Husband & Wife Duo, Thomas and Michele Farmery, the SquirtPad is the solution to keeping your sheets dry and mattress protected so you can feel liberated during sex.
The SquirtPad materials are sourced in the U.S. then handmade in San Diego, CA.
The Solo (32″x32″ LxW) is best for when you want some time to yourself. Ideal for self-pleasure, but can also be used with a partner.
The Standard (50″x50″ LxW) is best for those with a Queen size bed. We recommend the 3 pack for those who have more frequent sex.
The XL (68″x58″ LxW) is best for those with a King or California King size bed or those who like extra room to play! Whether on your bed or on the floor, this will give you lots and lots of space.
Our SquirtPad® is Free of PFAS & PFOA & is manufactured without any harmful chemicals or finishes.
100% Polyester
Blend of Cotton/Tencel®/Bamboo/Polyester Nylon
75% Polyester 25% Polyurethane
Due to the intimate nature of our products, we cannot offer returns. Since SquirtPads come in contact with body parts and/or fluid, they are non-returnable and non-resealable. Once these items are shipped, they are considered used, and therefore cannot be returned.
Due to the intimate nature of our products, we cannot offer exchanges. Since SquirtPads come in contact with body parts and/or fluid, they are non-exchangeable. Once these items are shipped, they are considered used, and therefore cannot be exchanged.
*In circumstances where you consider that a product is defective, you should promptly contact us at hello@squirtopia.com with details of the product, a picture, and the defect.
*If you have received a SquirtPad that is a different size and/or color than you ordered, please promptly contact us at hello@squirtopia.com with your order number. We will send you a prepaid shipping label and additional instructions to send the incorrect SquirtPad back to us. Once we receive your incorrect SquirtPad, we will ship you a SquirtPad of the correct size and/or color.
Ensure your shipping address is correct prior to checking out. Orders are fulfilled promptly after they are placed. Once an order ships with an incorrect shipping address, it will be non-deliverable and will be returned to us. We are not responsible for incorrect shipping addresses. We will either refund you for your order minus the cost of shipping or ask that you pay to re-ship your order to the correct address.
You will receive a notification when your order has shipped. It is possible that there could be delays in shipping due to a high volume of orders or due to circumstances outside of our control. If there are any delays or issues with the shipment of your item(s) we will contact you.
In the event that your order arrives damaged in any way, please email us as soon as possible at hello@squirtopia.com with your order number and a photo of the item’s condition. We address these on a case-by-case basis, but will try our best to work towards a satisfactory solution.
If you have any further questions, please don't hesitate to contact us at hello@squirtopia.com.
Shipping costs are calculated at checkout based on your order weight, size, and delivery area. We offer Standard Shipping. For Standard Shipping, please allow for 3-5 business days shipping time plus 3-5 days of order processing time to receive your order.
If you do not receive your order within a reasonable time period as indicated above, please promptly contact us at hello@squirtopia.com with your order number and info. For orders outside of the Domestic United States, please see 'INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING RATES AND ESTIMATES' below.
We offer International shipping to all areas outside of the Domestic United States*. Shipping costs are calculated at checkout based on your order weight, size, and delivery area.
We offer Standard Shipping. For Standard Shipping, please allow for 7-10 business days shipping time plus 3-5 days of order processing time to receive your order.
If you do not receive your order within a reasonable time period as indicated above, please promptly contact us at hello@squirtopia.com with your order number and info. For orders inside the Domestic United States, please see ‘DOMESTIC SHIPPING RATES AND ESTIMATES' above.
Please keep in mind, we can only ship international orders DDU meaning that the VAT/Duties owed for your purchase will need to be paid by you later in order to deliver your package. We are unable to estimate the VAT/Duties that you may owe, therefore it is your responsibility to calculate what you may owe. We hope to offer DDP shipping in the future where you will see the VAT/Duties owed up front and can pay for them through us, but currently that is not possible.
*Legally there are some areas outside of the United States that we cannot ship to. Usually, if you’re able to check out, this does not apply to you and you can receive orders from us. We will let you know otherwise. Please reach out to us at hello@squirtopia.com if you have any questions.
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great product, does what it’s supposed to do perfectly, it has made our sex life a lot more enjoyable.
Thanks 😊
I’m very happy with my Squirtpad. It has kept the bed dry. Easy to fold up and wash. It is very soft pad and covers the whole bed that needs protection
That’s the best thing to have for a squirter.