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Couples retreat

A wellness weekend in the desert
Intentional intimacy

Let's face it. Life gets BUSY. Goodbye kisses turn into quick pecks. Hello's sound like "What do you want for dinner?" And the in-between is filled with favorite TV shows (which is fun, but can also create disconnection).

Our busy lives don't leave us much room for intimacy. And I'm not just talking about sex. I'm talking about deep, soulful connection. Where we check-in with our partners about more then the dinner menu. 

Many of us crave connection, physical touch, quality time etc. but we rarely prioritize it. We rarely leave room for intentional partnership. Or more specifically, intentional intimacy.  

This weekend retreat is all about intention. And growth. And connection. It's about learning how to integrate more intimacy into our every day lives.

that  "grow together"  kind of love.


the 4 pillars

The retreat will be rooted in these 4 pillars


Intimacy is more than the physical. It's being a safe place for your partner to land so they can trust you, be open with you and share their deepest selves. When they do the same for you, and you're able to share your heart,  your intimacy will grow beyond the physical and bring you even closer than before. Dive into intimacy through the exercises at the retreat and get to know your partner on a deeper level.


We've all experienced trauma in our lives. Whether a trauma is 'big' or 'small' is irrelevant compared to how it has made us feel and effected our lives.

When that trauma gets stored, it can be difficult to access certain areas of our emotions and/or difficult to experience pleasure in a full body way. You'll be guided to release stored emotion, which in turn makes room for pleasure to enter.



Weaving together the physical and the spiritual, that is the meaning of tantra. Bond with your partner through the principals of tantra and reach higher levels of connection both inside and outside the bedroom. Spice it up with a little BDSM 101 and you'll have yourself  some new ways to connect with each other. As well as, greater levels of trust and a more expansive view of what connection can look like.


We all change. Whether that change brings us closer together or further apart is up to us. A relationship is like a plant, it can grow and evolve or be stunted in its growth. When you intentionally grow together and explore each other in the new, fun and special ways, you'll be growing together. This retreat is just that. A catalysis to evolve into the next phase of your relationship.  


  • How do I wash my SquirtPad?
    Machine wash your SquirtPad on the Normal cycle using Warm water. Only use Non-Chlorine Bleach when needed. Use an Extra Rinse cycle when needed. Dry on Medium heat. Do not use fabric softener, brighteners, washing soda, oils, perfumes, or dyes as they can damage the waterproof liner. For easy reference, there are also instructions on the back of the black tag on the pad.
  • What kind of lubricant should I use while using my SquirtPad?
    Water-based lubes are your best bet to keep from staining your SquirtPad. We love using coconut oil though and it washes out fine. :)
  • What size is the SquirtPad®?
    Our SquirtPad® is 50inX50in LxW and fits well on a queen size bed.
  • What size is the SquirtPad® XL?
    Our SquirtPad® XL is 68inX58in LxW and fits well on a king/california king bed. Also great at covering large surfaces like the floor.
  • What size is the SquirtPad® Solo?
    Our SquirtPad® Solo is 32inX32in LxW. When it’s folded up, it can fit in small bags!
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    Our SquirtPad® is Free of PFAS & PFOA & is manufactured without any harmful chemicals or finishes. Top Layer: 100% Polyester Middle Absorbent Layer: Blend of Cotton/Tencel®/Bamboo with polyester nylon Bottom Waterproof/Non-slip Layer: 75% Polyester 25% Polyurethane
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    The SquirtPad materials are sourced in the U.S. then handmade and shipped with care out of San Diego, CA.
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  • Do you offer discreet shipping?
    Yes we do! :) All SquirtPads are shipped in a white polymailer without any company branding. Your package will say from "Customer Service". *NOTE* Discreet shipping does not apply to merch, only SquirtPad® orders.
  • Do you ship Internationally?
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  • How much is shipping?
    Shipping costs vary depending on your shipping destination and order size. At checkout you will see a real time calculation of your estimated shipping costs.
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  • What is your return policy?
    Due to the intimate nature of our products, we cannot accept returns. Since SquirtPads come in contact with body parts and/or fluid, they are non-returnable and non-resealable. Once these items are shipped, they are considered used, and therefore cannot be returned.
  • What is your exchange policy?
    Due to the intimate nature of our products, we cannot offer exchanges. Since SquirtPads come in contact with body parts and/or fluid, they are non-exchangeable and non-resealable. Once these items are shipped, they are considered used, and therefore cannot be exchanged.
  • What if an item arrives damaged?
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  • Can I modify/cancel my order after placing it?
    Orders placed with us are processed and labelled ASAP. Once you checkout, shipping methods cannot be modified or canceled.
  • I received a different size/color SquirtPad® from what I ordered, what do I do?
    Please promptly contact us at with your order number. We will send you a pre-paid shipping label and additional instructions to send the incorrect size/color SquirtPad back to us. Once we receive your incorrect size/color SquirtPad, we will ship you a SquirtPad of the correct size/color.
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