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SquirtPad® Variety Pack – Black

$315.97

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Product Details

The Ultimate Waterproof Mattress Pad for Sex

If you have messy sex, we’ve got your back, literally.

The SquirtPad® is a waterproof and machine washable mattress pad created with a unique top layer that’s made to get wet.

Want the Standard AND the XL / Solo?! This is the pack for you. Use the Standard as your go-to, bring the Solo with you on your next adventure and use the XL when you’ve got lots of time to play.

The SquirtPad is super absorbent and quick-drying. It also has a cooling effect on the skin by wicking moisture (squirt and otherwise) through to its second layer, which absorbs 10x its weight in under 2 seconds.

Founded by Husband & Wife Duo, Thomas and Michele Farmery, the SquirtPad is the solution to keeping your sheets dry and mattress protected so you can feel liberated during sex.

The SquirtPad materials are sourced in the U.S. then handmade and shipped with care out of San Diego, CA.

Fabric

Our SquirtPad® is Free of PFAS & PFOA & is manufactured without any harmful chemicals or finishes.

Top Layer

100% Polyester

Middle Layer

Blend of Cotton/Tencel®/Bamboo/Polyester Nylon

Bottom Layer

75% Polyester 25% Polyurethane

Care

  • Machine Wash Warm On Normal Cycle
  • Only Non-Chlorine Bleach When Needed
  • Use Extra Rinse Cycle
  • Dry Medium
  • Low Iron When Needed
  • Do Not Iron Decoration
  • Do Not Use: Fabric Softener, Brighteners, Washing Soda, Oils, Perfumes, Or Dyes

Returns Not Permitted

Due to the intimate nature of our products, we cannot offer returns. Since SquirtPads come in contact with body parts and/or fluid, they are non-returnable and non-resealable. Once these items are shipped, they are considered used, and therefore cannot be returned.

Exchanges Not Permitted*

Due to the intimate nature of our products, we cannot offer exchanges. Since SquirtPads come in contact with body parts and/or fluid, they are non-exchangeable. Once these items are shipped, they are considered used, and therefore cannot be exchanged.

*In circumstances where you consider that a product is defective, you should promptly contact us at hello@squirtopia.com with details of the product, a picture, and the defect.

*If you have received a SquirtPad that is a different size and/or color than you ordered, please promptly contact us at hello@squirtopia.com with your order number. We will send you a prepaid shipping label and additional instructions to send the incorrect SquirtPad back to us. Once we receive your incorrect SquirtPad, we will ship you a SquirtPad of the correct size and/or color.

Ensure your shipping address is correct prior to checking out. Orders are fulfilled promptly after they are placed. Once an order ships with an incorrect shipping address, it will be non-deliverable and will be returned to us. We are not responsible for incorrect shipping addresses. We will either refund you for your order minus the cost of shipping or ask that you pay to re-ship your order to the correct address.

You will receive a notification when your order has shipped. It is possible that there could be delays in shipping due to a high volume of orders or due to circumstances outside of our control. If there are any delays or issues with the shipment of your item(s) we will contact you.

In the event that your order arrives damaged in any way, please email us as soon as possible at hello@squirtopia.com with your order number and a photo of the item’s condition. We address these on a case-by-case basis, but will try our best to work towards a satisfactory solution.

If you have any further questions, please don't hesitate to contact us at hello@squirtopia.com.

DOMESTIC SHIPPING RATES AND ESTIMATES

Shipping costs are calculated at checkout based on your order weight, size, and delivery area. We offer Standard Shipping. For Standard Shipping, please allow for 3-5 business days shipping time plus 3-5 days of order processing time to receive your order.

If you do not receive your order within a reasonable time period as indicated above, please promptly contact us at hello@squirtopia.com with your order number and info. For orders outside of the Domestic United States, please see 'INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING RATES AND ESTIMATES' below.

INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING RATES AND ESTIMATES

We offer International shipping to all areas outside of the Domestic United States*. Shipping costs are calculated at checkout based on your order weight, size, and delivery area.

We offer Standard Shipping. For Standard Shipping, please allow for 7-10 business days shipping time plus 3-5 days of order processing time to receive your order.

If you do not receive your order within a reasonable time period as indicated above, please promptly contact us at hello@squirtopia.com with your order number and info. For orders inside the Domestic United States, please see ‘DOMESTIC SHIPPING RATES AND ESTIMATES' above.

Please keep in mind, we can only ship international orders DDU meaning that the VAT/Duties owed for your purchase will need to be paid by you later in order to deliver your package. We are unable to estimate the VAT/Duties that you may owe, therefore it is your responsibility to calculate what you may owe. We hope to offer DDP shipping in the future where you will see the VAT/Duties owed up front and can pay for them through us, but currently that is not possible.

*Legally there are some areas outside of the United States that we cannot ship to. Usually, if you’re able to check out, this does not apply to you and you can receive orders from us. We will let you know otherwise. Please reach out to us at hello@squirtopia.com if you have any questions.

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The Ultimate Waterproof Mattress Pad for Sex

If you have messy sex, we’ve got your back, literally.
The SquirtPad® is a waterproof and machine washable mattress pad created with a unique top layer that’s made to get wet. Want the Standard AND the XL / Solo?! This is the pack for you. Use the Standard as your go-to, bring the Solo with you on your next adventure and use the XL when you’ve got lots of time to play. The SquirtPad is super absorbent and quick-drying. It also has a cooling effect on the skin by wicking moisture (squirt and otherwise) through to its second layer, which absorbs 10x its weight in under 2 seconds. Founded by Husband & Wife Duo, Thomas and Michele Farmery, the SquirtPad is the solution to keeping your sheets dry and mattress protected so you can feel liberated during sex. The SquirtPad materials are sourced in the U.S. then handmade and shipped with care out of San Diego, CA.
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