Menu
$ USD
The SquirtPad® is a waterproof and machine washable mattress pad created with a unique top layer that’s made to get wet.
The SquirtPad is super absorbent and quick-drying. It also has a cooling effect on the skin by wicking moisture (squirt and otherwise) through to its second layer, which absorbs 10x its weight in under 2 seconds.
Founded by Husband & Wife Duo, Thomas and Michele Farmery, the SquirtPad is the solution to keeping your sheets dry and mattress protected so you can feel liberated during sex.
The SquirtPad materials are sourced in the U.S. then handmade in San Diego, CA.
The Solo (32″x32″ LxW) is best for when you want some time to yourself. Ideal for self-pleasure, but can also be used with a partner.
The Standard (50″x50″ LxW) is best for those with a Queen size bed. We recommend the 3 pack for those who have more frequent sex.
The XL (68″x58″ LxW) is best for those with a King or California King size bed or those who like extra room to play! Whether on your bed or on the floor, this will give you lots and lots of space.
Our SquirtPad® is Free of PFAS & PFOA & is manufactured without any harmful chemicals or finishes.
100% Polyester
Blend of Cotton/Tencel®/Bamboo/Polyester Nylon
75% Polyester 25% Polyurethane
Due to the intimate nature of our products, we cannot offer returns. Since SquirtPads come in contact with body parts and/or fluid, they are non-returnable and non-resealable. Once these items are shipped, they are considered used, and therefore cannot be returned.
Due to the intimate nature of our products, we cannot offer exchanges. Since SquirtPads come in contact with body parts and/or fluid, they are non-exchangeable. Once these items are shipped, they are considered used, and therefore cannot be exchanged.
*In circumstances where you consider that a product is defective, you should promptly contact us at hello@squirtopia.com with details of the product, a picture, and the defect.
*If you have received a SquirtPad that is a different size and/or color than you ordered, please promptly contact us at hello@squirtopia.com with your order number. We will send you a prepaid shipping label and additional instructions to send the incorrect SquirtPad back to us. Once we receive your incorrect SquirtPad, we will ship you a SquirtPad of the correct size and/or color.
Ensure your shipping address is correct prior to checking out. Orders are fulfilled promptly after they are placed. Once an order ships with an incorrect shipping address, it will be non-deliverable and will be returned to us. We are not responsible for incorrect shipping addresses. We will either refund you for your order minus the cost of shipping or ask that you pay to re-ship your order to the correct address.
You will receive a notification when your order has shipped. It is possible that there could be delays in shipping due to a high volume of orders or due to circumstances outside of our control. If there are any delays or issues with the shipment of your item(s) we will contact you.
In the event that your order arrives damaged in any way, please email us as soon as possible at hello@squirtopia.com with your order number and a photo of the item’s condition. We address these on a case-by-case basis, but will try our best to work towards a satisfactory solution.
If you have any further questions, please don't hesitate to contact us at hello@squirtopia.com.
Shipping costs are calculated at checkout based on your order weight, size, and delivery area. We offer Standard Shipping. For Standard Shipping, please allow for 3-5 business days shipping time plus 3-5 days of order processing time to receive your order.
If you do not receive your order within a reasonable time period as indicated above, please promptly contact us at hello@squirtopia.com with your order number and info. For orders outside of the Domestic United States, please see 'INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING RATES AND ESTIMATES' below.
We offer International shipping to all areas outside of the Domestic United States*. Shipping costs are calculated at checkout based on your order weight, size, and delivery area.
We offer Standard Shipping. For Standard Shipping, please allow for 7-10 business days shipping time plus 3-5 days of order processing time to receive your order.
If you do not receive your order within a reasonable time period as indicated above, please promptly contact us at hello@squirtopia.com with your order number and info. For orders inside the Domestic United States, please see ‘DOMESTIC SHIPPING RATES AND ESTIMATES' above.
Please keep in mind, we can only ship international orders DDU meaning that the VAT/Duties owed for your purchase will need to be paid by you later in order to deliver your package. We are unable to estimate the VAT/Duties that you may owe, therefore it is your responsibility to calculate what you may owe. We hope to offer DDP shipping in the future where you will see the VAT/Duties owed up front and can pay for them through us, but currently that is not possible.
*Legally there are some areas outside of the United States that we cannot ship to. Usually, if you’re able to check out, this does not apply to you and you can receive orders from us. We will let you know otherwise. Please reach out to us at hello@squirtopia.com if you have any questions.
Description:
You may also like:
I love having this squirtpad. Now, I can get super messy now and not have to worry about getting the bed wet.❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
This product has been on my wishlist for over a year now at least and I finally made the investment and boy, am I glad I did! The fabric is so soft and not crunchy at all like a mattress protector, not scratchy like some towels can be and the absorbency!! It was for sure an investment for us, but after we were *done* and my fiancé picked it up, the pure JOY and elation that the bed was entirely dry made it all worth it and talked were immediately started about what size our next one will be. If you’re on the fence, make the jump because this will truly be life changing!
It does what it says to do. I’m glad I bought it because I don’t have to change the bedding out every time.
Wish I invested sooner! Thank you thank you thank you 😻💦
This is probably the best investment you could make for yourself!! PROS: •NO MORE WET SPOTS! •No more sleeping on towels that covered said wet spots. •No more washing sheets and whatever else got wet every time. •Last and probably the best one is that I feel comfortable enough to just let loose and enjoy the moment(s) now. CONS: •You can’t just have one especially if you’re active and they aren’t cheap (a pro to this though is that they do have options to do payments so as to not feel like a huge purchase at once)😮💨Once you’ve used one and see how great it is you just can’t go back to using towels or whatever else is on hand. I can no longer get busy without it which is kind of a bummer sometimes because I don’t always throw it in the wash right away. There is one other thing I noticed that sometimes it doesn’t wash quite right so I have to spot clean first a bit or it doesn’t quite all come off I’m assuming because of the material, it kind of fluffs up a bit in the wash and has like an air pocket situation going on that maybe prevents it from washing right. Maybe I should let it soak a bit first. Apart from all that it’s amazing and definitely worth it! I guess I will just have to suck it up and buy another maybe two more to always have a backup.